Well folks! Let me tell you about my formative years of my life. It was very dull and uninteresting. I lost my mom as a child and I got a step-mom, a proverbial one. My dad was very busy with his work and had no time to attend me and my step-mom didn't care; why should she? The result was that I was average among average in school and colleges. I guess that many times I was made to pass; otherwise there would perhaps be very many to keep me company! Nevertheless I was thinking that I was super brilliant!
After I got an university degree (I really do not know how) I was in high spirits! As I was super brilliant I thought that I would appear for the IAS and become an influential, very high profile and highly respected bureaucrat. I consulted some seniors and more knowledgeable guys who advised me to get some previous years question papers and try to answer. I got some question papers but answer.... Well that made me to revise the estimate of self as brilliant and NOT super.
Then I asked myself what should I do? Then I settled for an executive post in Govt. or private. I applied and applied and got no reply! My step-mom started to heckle and ridicule me more and more. Some of my well-wishers advised me to seek a clerical job?!??!! They told me that many guys had risen to high positions from a humble clerk's post. As there was no better option I started to apply for clerical posts and revised my registration at the employment-exchange to that of a clerk.
Well! I was called for job interviews. And what weird questions were asked?!
In one interview the interviewer asked me whether I as arrested before? I told him "no". He then asked me why? WHY? Is it not obvious that I did not do anything illegal? I was so angry I told the chap that "I was not got caught?!"
In another interview I was asked whether I could climb a tree?!
I was asked whether I can dance?
In another one I was asked whether I can drive a bullock cart?
My God! At last through the Employment Exchange I got an interview for a job in a central Govt. Department. The interviewer was a Bengali guy and he was quite sensible. An oh! I was selected! The job was at Pune! It was called Poona in those days.
Well! I went to Poona and landed in an address I got through my dad's friend's, friend's, friend's, friend. The gentleman was an elderly man and was very nice to me. His wife, son and daughter were also quite nice to me. He got me accommodated in a flat in the same building where the tenant was living alone; his wife was away for her confinement. It was therefore, a very temporary arrangement and I had to get a permanent accommodation in about a month's time. The tenant there was very nice to me. I thanked my stars.
The next three days were holidays. Therefore I reported for duty on the fourth day. The office was situated in an old building called "Sahus Palace" because it was the Palace of one nobleman called Sahu who was an aide to the ruler of Poona and surrounding area about three hundred years or so ago. I was posted to a particular section and was taken to the Officer in charge of that section. It was quite nauseating to look at him. In that room there were two officers. The other officer looked quite benign. I learned later that he was a Maharastrian and his name was NamJoshi. My officer whose name I learned latter was Somnath Datt and he was a refugee from Pakistan. He was very busy, but it looked that he was pretending it to impress me! (I wondered why should he?). He asked me my name and other relevant and irrelevant details about me. He told me that he was very, very busy and that he will speak to me (what?) a few days later when he will be free. He sent for for his Supervisor (i.e. his next below subordinate) and discussed what should be done to me. It was decided that I should be an understudy to one Godse who will educate me on the office matters. The supervisor was a tamilian guy who took me to the section and after asking me about me, told me to go to one Mr. Godse who called me to his seat. I went to him and sat in a chair near his. The name Godse was pecking my brain(!?). I woke up when I heard some shouting! Then I realized that it was Mr. Godse. He was asking me what I was thinking about? Then suddenly I got it. It was he who shot Mahathma Gandhi dead. Then a sense of dread passed through my whole body, from head to foot.
Then I meekly asked him "Do you still carry the Gun?".
"What bloody gun?" he asked me.
"The gun with which you shot Mahathma Gandhi dead" I whispered.
"What the hell are you blabbering, I did not shoot Mahathma Gandhi or anybody else. What made you to think I shot Mahathma Gandhi?" he roared.
"YOU ARE GODSE, ARE YOU NOT?" I challenged him. He looked at me with ... I really could not describe it - anger, pity, hate, despise, contempt, humour, amusement .... probably all rolled together and said "My dear stupid young man (I was really young those days) My name is Godse and the name of the guy who killed the Mahathma was Godse, too. By the way do you know the full name the fellow who killed the mahathma?" he asked me.
I thought for some time, actually quite some time, and at last I got it.
"Nathuram Vinayak Godse?" I shouted.
"Don't shout you idiot, do you know my full name?" he asked me.
"I know it is not Nathuram Vinayak Godse as you say you did not kill the Mahatma" I told him, patting myself for my intelligence.
"You are right, bright stupid man" said Godse. I was getting very angry at being called stupid again and again. At the same time I was wondering why I was not getting angry when my friends back at home (i.e. Madras - Chennai was called that those days) called me that. I think it was the tone; my friends called me "stupid" with affection. There was no affection in the tone of Mr. Godse. But I kept quiet.
"It is Ram Narayan Godse" roared Godse.
"Oh! Very good! Would it not sound better if it is Ram Narayan Govind Gopala Venkateswara Godse?" I asked him.
"Of course it would be! You should have advised my parents before I was named. Why didn't you do it?" he asked me back.
"I was not born then" I told him.
"Then shut up and keep quiet. I have some work to do" ordered Godse.
"One last question. Do you carry a gun?" I asked him.
"Nooo" he howled. I kept quite.
You may be wondering who Mahatma Gandhi was; particularly if you are a young person. Perhaps oldies have forgotten him, too. I give you a profile of the Mahatma, the father of our nation. Do not ask me who is the mother of our nation; frankly I do not know.
After I got an university degree (I really do not know how) I was in high spirits! As I was super brilliant I thought that I would appear for the IAS and become an influential, very high profile and highly respected bureaucrat. I consulted some seniors and more knowledgeable guys who advised me to get some previous years question papers and try to answer. I got some question papers but answer.... Well that made me to revise the estimate of self as brilliant and NOT super.
Then I asked myself what should I do? Then I settled for an executive post in Govt. or private. I applied and applied and got no reply! My step-mom started to heckle and ridicule me more and more. Some of my well-wishers advised me to seek a clerical job?!??!! They told me that many guys had risen to high positions from a humble clerk's post. As there was no better option I started to apply for clerical posts and revised my registration at the employment-exchange to that of a clerk.
Well! I was called for job interviews. And what weird questions were asked?!
In one interview the interviewer asked me whether I as arrested before? I told him "no". He then asked me why? WHY? Is it not obvious that I did not do anything illegal? I was so angry I told the chap that "I was not got caught?!"
In another interview I was asked whether I could climb a tree?!
I was asked whether I can dance?
In another one I was asked whether I can drive a bullock cart?
My God! At last through the Employment Exchange I got an interview for a job in a central Govt. Department. The interviewer was a Bengali guy and he was quite sensible. An oh! I was selected! The job was at Pune! It was called Poona in those days.
Well! I went to Poona and landed in an address I got through my dad's friend's, friend's, friend's, friend. The gentleman was an elderly man and was very nice to me. His wife, son and daughter were also quite nice to me. He got me accommodated in a flat in the same building where the tenant was living alone; his wife was away for her confinement. It was therefore, a very temporary arrangement and I had to get a permanent accommodation in about a month's time. The tenant there was very nice to me. I thanked my stars.
The next three days were holidays. Therefore I reported for duty on the fourth day. The office was situated in an old building called "Sahus Palace" because it was the Palace of one nobleman called Sahu who was an aide to the ruler of Poona and surrounding area about three hundred years or so ago. I was posted to a particular section and was taken to the Officer in charge of that section. It was quite nauseating to look at him. In that room there were two officers. The other officer looked quite benign. I learned later that he was a Maharastrian and his name was NamJoshi. My officer whose name I learned latter was Somnath Datt and he was a refugee from Pakistan. He was very busy, but it looked that he was pretending it to impress me! (I wondered why should he?). He asked me my name and other relevant and irrelevant details about me. He told me that he was very, very busy and that he will speak to me (what?) a few days later when he will be free. He sent for for his Supervisor (i.e. his next below subordinate) and discussed what should be done to me. It was decided that I should be an understudy to one Godse who will educate me on the office matters. The supervisor was a tamilian guy who took me to the section and after asking me about me, told me to go to one Mr. Godse who called me to his seat. I went to him and sat in a chair near his. The name Godse was pecking my brain(!?). I woke up when I heard some shouting! Then I realized that it was Mr. Godse. He was asking me what I was thinking about? Then suddenly I got it. It was he who shot Mahathma Gandhi dead. Then a sense of dread passed through my whole body, from head to foot.
Then I meekly asked him "Do you still carry the Gun?".
"What bloody gun?" he asked me.
"The gun with which you shot Mahathma Gandhi dead" I whispered.
"What the hell are you blabbering, I did not shoot Mahathma Gandhi or anybody else. What made you to think I shot Mahathma Gandhi?" he roared.
"YOU ARE GODSE, ARE YOU NOT?" I challenged him. He looked at me with ... I really could not describe it - anger, pity, hate, despise, contempt, humour, amusement .... probably all rolled together and said "My dear stupid young man (I was really young those days) My name is Godse and the name of the guy who killed the Mahathma was Godse, too. By the way do you know the full name the fellow who killed the mahathma?" he asked me.
I thought for some time, actually quite some time, and at last I got it.
"Nathuram Vinayak Godse?" I shouted.
"Don't shout you idiot, do you know my full name?" he asked me.
"I know it is not Nathuram Vinayak Godse as you say you did not kill the Mahatma" I told him, patting myself for my intelligence.
"You are right, bright stupid man" said Godse. I was getting very angry at being called stupid again and again. At the same time I was wondering why I was not getting angry when my friends back at home (i.e. Madras - Chennai was called that those days) called me that. I think it was the tone; my friends called me "stupid" with affection. There was no affection in the tone of Mr. Godse. But I kept quiet.
"It is Ram Narayan Godse" roared Godse.
"Oh! Very good! Would it not sound better if it is Ram Narayan Govind Gopala Venkateswara Godse?" I asked him.
"Of course it would be! You should have advised my parents before I was named. Why didn't you do it?" he asked me back.
"I was not born then" I told him.
"Then shut up and keep quiet. I have some work to do" ordered Godse.
"One last question. Do you carry a gun?" I asked him.
"Nooo" he howled. I kept quite.
You may be wondering who Mahatma Gandhi was; particularly if you are a young person. Perhaps oldies have forgotten him, too. I give you a profile of the Mahatma, the father of our nation. Do not ask me who is the mother of our nation; frankly I do not know.
Name : | Mahatma Gandhi | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Gender : | Male | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Date of birth : | Oct 02, 1869 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
City : | Porbandar | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
State/Region : | Gujarat | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Country : | India | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Very nice blog. Youngsters must read this. Thaks for nice Blog.
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